Malik: Sup man. Whoa!
Bakra Khan: Walekum-hello to you too.
Malik: What the hell happened to you?
Bakra Khan: Hell is a place for sinners. I am not a sinner.
Malik: Yes, i'm sure you're not. So what's this then...?
Bakra Khan: What's what?
Malik: How come you're wearing shorts and Argentina's football jersey?
Bakra Khan: Because i'm supporting Argentina?
Malik: I thought you were supporting Brazil.
Bakra Khan: No, no. You see i never support losers.
Malik: Hmm. Anyway, I'm supporting Germany. Let's see what happens.
Bakra Khan: It's on bitch!
Malik: What happened to your sermon of Muslims are never competitive and they never use bad words?
Bakra Khan: My Imam says i can use bad words when i'm excited. Or when i feel like saying them.
Malik: Bloody cool Imam you have man.
Bakra Khan: Hey! Nobody curses my Imam!
Malik: Chillout man, was just saying. Oh my, how was prison?
Bakra Khan: Like heaven.
Malik: I beg your pardon?
Bakra Khan: It was a preview of heaven. Allah gave me a preview of what heaven'll be like for me.
Malik: How?
Bakra Khan: There was a fairy there waiting for me. Bashiran Mai. Oh Allah Mian, how i can't wait to come up and party all night looong!
Malik: Wow dude... Don't let Bushra Khanum hear you say that!
Bakra Khan: Oh yeah, speaking of which... Khanum Januuuuummmmmmmm! Where are my nachos??!!
Malik: Wow Bakray, how come you're so interested in eating infidel food?
Bakra Khan: Nachos is not infidel food. We Muslims invented it.
Malik: Yeah right. And you read that on Wikipedia?
Bakra Khan: No. My Imam told me.
While eating Nachos and screaming like a little girl -
Malik: And there you have it. Germany kicks-ass number 1.
Bakra Khan: Your team has performed black magic! There are marks all over the place! This is cheating!
Malik: What? No! How can you tell?
Bakra Khan: Look at the color of their kits. It is black. And how possibly can some team score a goal in 3 minutes?
Malik: La haula wala quwwat. You're the most illogical man i know!
Bakra Khan: Oh shut up! You have NO answers to my most insightful, illuminating and in-depth questions!
After the second goal -
Bakra Khan: NOOOOO! Foul! Cheating! Offside! Do something you stupid ref!
Malik: Calm down man. Allah has ordained believers to show restraint.
Bakra Khan: Don't tell me what Allah has said! My Imam said he'll pray for my team and he obviously didn't!
Malik: Whistles in amazement
After the third goal -
Bakra Khan: I don't need to watch this. This is an infidel sport.
Malik: Just because you're losing this is an infidel sport?
Bakra Khan: Prove me wrong. Only Kaafirs play in this sport.
Malik: So according to you, the players of Lyari Football Club are all infidels and wajib-ul-qatal?
Bakra Khan: Yes.
Malik: Your son's the captain of Lyari FC you moron!
Bakra Khan: Stupid idiot! I told him not to hang out with these yo football playing idiots! They'll get him killed! I even told him to go spend his vacation with his uncle Maulana Radio!
Malik:You honestly think the Taliban are going to save your kid, and playing football will get him killed?
Bakra Khan: Yes.
Malik: Shakes head.
Almost the end of the match, last goal -
Malik: Well there you have it Bakray. Looks like you ONLY support losing teams.
Bakra Khan: My team lost because it had black magic performed on it!
Malik (while grabbing nachos off the plate): Yeah well -
Bakra Khan: How dare you touch me food you yahoodi apostate! You've ruined my food! Now i'll have to amputate my arm because i touched the same food as you!
Malik: And pray tell, why am i an apostate this time around?
Bakra Khan: Because you watched nudity. Nudity is forbidden in Islam!
Malik: What? No! I was sitting here with you the whole time!
Bakra Khan: Yes.
Malik: Then?
You saw naked legs of men playing an infidel sport.
Malik: You've got to be kidding me.
Bakra Khan: When i'm in the mood of "kidding" son, some kid always pops out.
Malik: Yeah but you saw those same naked legs too! You're an apostate too!
Bakra Khan: No i'm not.
Malik: Because your Imam said so?
Bakra Khan: No because Allah has said all mistakes made by true believers are always forgiven.
Malik: Yeah right, and that's why your team always loses.
Bakra Khan throws his Nachos plate at Malik, who ducks and runs for cover.
The end.
